Major outage · Outage #1

Server Down

Email is down worldwide. Everyone is refreshing. You are the only engineer on call.

• HotTap an overheating server to hotfix it before it dies.
• DownTap a dead server three times: Ctrl, Alt, Del.
• RE:Pop reply-all emails before they flood a server.
• DNSGrab DNS when it shows up. It's always DNS.

Public rage hits 100% and the outage goes global.